Poems Autocorrects to Porns
which doesn’t make sense because isn’t porn like soup
or fog? But maybe so are poems, maybe
we’re all tangled in the effort to give language
to our body’s cravings: the human condition,
in other words. My phone thinks
it knows what I want. Maybe it does.
My phone can talk to clouds after all,
can turn my voice into zeroes & ones
& put it back together on the other side
of the continent, in my brother’s ear
when I call to tell him a joke I just heard
about the lonely Cheerio. There is no punch line,
is the punchline, & I don’t get to hear
him laugh so often as I used to.
He calls me brother, & we hang up
& go on with our lives, I’m wondering
what my search history says about me—
that’s not true. I know exactly
what it says, I’m just not sure
how embarrassed I should be. For years
our favorite was about a fuzzy dog,
a really, really, really fuzzy dog
who wins a series of fuzzy-dog contests,
until finally, at the most prestigious
fuzzy-dog contest in the universe,
one last judge takes one look at the fuzzy dog
& says, “Doesn’t look that fuzzy to me,”
in other words, the human condition.
The point isn’t the dog anyway,
it’s to make the telling take as long
as possible. My brother was always
better at that. Some comedian had a bit
about how many porn movies he’d seen
the first two minutes of. Similarly, I have
read the titles of many poems. I remember
the set-up of many jokes. It’s so easy
to get lost in the other words, is the point,
to say one thing & mean another,
easy to see how such a mistake could happen.