{"id":4556,"date":"2013-12-29T01:56:52","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T01:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sporkpress.com\/?p=4556"},"modified":"2013-12-29T01:56:52","modified_gmt":"2013-12-29T01:56:52","slug":"4556","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/2013\/12\/29\/4556\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirates 2: Stagnatti&#8217;s Revenge || Vanessa Roveto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Pirates 2: Stagnatti&#8217;s Revenge<\/strong><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\nAll Art of distinction<br \/>\nproduces lesser works<br \/>\nthat bear its influence.<br \/>\nThis piece,<br \/>\ngentle friend,<br \/>\nis no exception.<br \/>\nPrior medical testimony<br \/>\nindicates the possibility<br \/>\nof arousal<br \/>\nin the mature viewer,<br \/>\nand all symptoms of<br \/>\ndementia praecox<br \/>\nindeed present themselves.<br \/>\nA complete detachment<br \/>\nsprings up<br \/>\nbecause pieces are just things<br \/>\nin the end.<br \/>\nNo sacrilization of the object<br \/>\narises here.<br \/>\nThe anatomical narrative<br \/>\nincites a surprising appeal,<br \/>\nmuch as Truth is a fungus<br \/>\nthat articulates itself<br \/>\nin the most unusual<br \/>\nof places.<br \/>\nThe sexual swashbuckling<br \/>\nis calculated<br \/>\nto awake tender moments,<br \/>\napoplexy and sword-fighting<br \/>\njoining lips<br \/>\nunder the giant clich\u00e9s,<br \/>\nas Kipling<br \/>\nspins in his grave<br \/>\nlike a rotisserie.<br \/>\nBiologically speaking,<br \/>\nit is reassuring<br \/>\nthat the violence<br \/>\nprecipitates<br \/>\nno intrinsic change<br \/>\nin the characters.<br \/>\nWhen they have at it<br \/>\nthey produce an effect<br \/>\nmuch akin<br \/>\nto the romance<br \/>\nof a roaring fire<br \/>\nmade of fake logs.<br \/>\nIt must be said<br \/>\nthe pricks of curiosity<br \/>\nare masculine<br \/>\nin the way they are misconstrued,<br \/>\nand the buildup vibrates<br \/>\nwith the tension<br \/>\nof high-speed<br \/>\ntar.<br \/>\nBut truly,<br \/>\nthe scarlet threads<br \/>\nof sex and pirating<br \/>\nhave never before been<br \/>\nso intriguingly conjoined.<br \/>\nAnd the insertion devices conjure<br \/>\nthe philosophical<br \/>\ninquirer.<br \/>\nAs this is to realize<br \/>\nthat a body can contain so many things.<br \/>\nThe chronopolitical uncanny moment<br \/>\nof looking in the mirror<br \/>\nand seeing your mouth<br \/>\nrealizing it belongs to an ancestor<br \/>\nyou don&#8217;t even know,<br \/>\nand that the past is always on you<br \/>\nand the future as well,<br \/>\nlusting.<br \/>\nAnd this<br \/>\ncommingling of parts<br \/>\ndoes not believe<br \/>\nin the immutability<br \/>\nof anything.<br \/>\nRather,<br \/>\nit believes in perpetual movement<br \/>\nand transformations in life<br \/>\nconstantly accentuated<br \/>\nby accidents and chances<br \/>\ntaking form<br \/>\nthrough fragility and resistance<br \/>\nand the fragility\u2019s resistance<br \/>\nto ambiguities.<br \/>\nEven so,<br \/>\nthis reviewer must confess<br \/>\nthat a bestial flush<br \/>\ninvaded her cheek.<br \/>\nUnable to withstand<br \/>\nthe erotic horseplay,<br \/>\na concupiscence arose<br \/>\nthat hadn&#8217;t been equaled<br \/>\nsince reading<br \/>\nDante&#8217;s <em>Inferno<\/em>.<br \/>\nIn the end,<br \/>\n138 minutes<br \/>\nof electromagnetism<br \/>\ndisciplines a type<br \/>\ngiven to reading Duras<br \/>\nand educates<br \/>\nthe hypnotized subject-reviewer<br \/>\nhigh on analgesics<br \/>\nand ennui<br \/>\nwho is now fully conscious<br \/>\nand aware of the facts<br \/>\nas never before<br \/>\neven though she is asleep.<br \/>\n<em>Three stars.<\/em><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n____________________<br \/>\n<strong>Vanessa Roveto <\/strong>is a writer and filmmaker currently attending the Iowa Writers&#8217; Workshop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pirates 2: Stagnatti&#8217;s Revenge &nbsp; &nbsp; All Art of distinction produces lesser works that bear its influence. This piece, gentle friend, is no exception. Prior medical testimony indicates the possibility of arousal in the mature viewer, and all symptoms of dementia praecox indeed present themselves. A complete detachment springs up because pieces are just things [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[45,83,106,117],"class_list":["post-4556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-things","tag-iowa-writers-workshop","tag-pirates","tag-stagnattis-revenge","tag-vanessa-roveto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thisissporkpress.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}