A LIST OF ALLEGED CRIMES

 

It was alleged that I was “given over to rococo excess, even on the most mundane of occasions”

It was alleged that I was “spotted at Hotel Q with the hotling’s skin tied around me like a geisha robe & that I was attending secret meetings of the Occult Fornication Club”

It was alleged the hotling was “a pathological fabrication& publicity stunt”

It was alleged that I was “a bizarre, poorly-executed ad campaign, jointly funded by the hotling & Marcel Duchamp”

It was alleged that I was a “total brat” & “gender illusionist”

It was alleged I was “rejecting the bold & the beautiful& advocating on behalf of the gaudy & half-decayed”

It was alleged I said “the sentence, like the body, must decompose”

It was alleged I was a classic melancholic who “loses the object of desire while the object is still present”

It was alleged that I called for “the collapse of the pastoral” (or that my “charred animals” constituted some “highly illegal from of pastoral”

It was alleged that I marked “the demise of sincerity”